zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
June 2013
do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts
not interested dot com forward slash you
one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier
is there a polite way to ask a boy to do impolite things to you
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed
